The Art of Breaking
Thousand Foot Krutch

The Art of Breaking

Disc review

These guys are Christian rockers, but they’re not uptight about it or anything, they just rock out and happen to also love them some God. The fact that it’s mostly reviewed on Christian websites tells you that… Oh fuck it, the whole thing’s creepy. I feel like playing this CD just set off an alarm somewhere and before I know it someone will have left a Bible for me on my heathen hearth. I’m sure some people are going to love this sugar punk whine-off that is wrapped up in a big stupid Raine Maida ribbon, but those people also probably think I’m going to hell, so I can’t worry about them. To get closer to God I thought you were supposed to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix, not a 14-year-old from the suburbs. I wonder if God wets his pants?

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